Number one suspicious thing about Jules’ damaged vagina is that no one is asking her exactly how she damaged it. Seriously. This nosy group has accepted the bare minimum explanation without follow-up? Without their usual interrogation? Seems fishy to say the least.
Here is the type of conversation we would normally expect:
Jules: I damaged my vagina. Here’s a picture.
Ramona: Oh my god!
Jules: It was a pistachio; now it’s a peanut.
Ramona: How the hell did that happen?
Jules: I was crawling through a window. Look at this picture.
Ramona: What do you mean? How? I mean, why? Why were you crawling through a window? How could you fall that hard? I mean seriously, you must have fallen from six feet in the air? I mean what happened, really.
Then maybe Jules would stutter in a panicked fashion and the next scene would be Ramona running to tell Carole and Bethany.
I can imagine this being a story line that would run through at least three or four episodes. At least. It seems like exactly the sort of thing Carole and Bethany would not let go of. Seriously, this is so much more interesting than Carole and her ki-en and really, far more juicy than Jules’ eating disorder.
Two questions remain:
How did Jules do that much damage to her vagina? I mean really, precisely, exactly how?
And, why don’t the other women ask her about it?